Cheetos

Submitted by j. e. erickson on May 12, 2007 - 7:31am. ::

My passion for cheetos is only matched by my passion for public radio. A career in public libraries is a perfect fit for public radio as both make a stronger democracy.

Submitted by The Q on June 1, 2007 - 8:24pm.

WAS HILARIOIUS!
You are awesome!

If you can make cheetos that funny, I can only imagine what else you could do!

Five stars!

ADQ

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Keep on rockin' in the free world.

Submitted by j. e. erickson on June 1, 2007 - 8:48pm.

Wow, a comment from The Q! I feel like I just won the Quest! I've been reading your poems for days now, and impressed with how involved you have been. Thanks so much for the stars. Most appreciated. Isnt' it hard to believe that the end is nearing? It really has been fun to read all the comments and listen to all the clips. J.

Submitted by kmccaske on June 1, 2007 - 4:33pm.

Thanks — you made me laugh out loud! You know, I've got the same food fetish with sour dill pickles. Not sure if any mean and nasty world leader with a Napoleon complex does, too, but... I can hope.

Submitted by Jim Barfuss on May 31, 2007 - 5:27pm.

Now I understand the yellowed pages in the Rare Book Room. It's not from acid or exposure to air- it's yellow #6!
Jim Barfuss
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Submitted by j. e. erickson on May 31, 2007 - 5:35pm.

oh no, the secret is out! And can you imagine there is now a "natural and organic line" of Cheeto products!! Why on earth would someone want to eat a natural and organic cheeto??? I mean what is the point? Yellow #6 rules! J.

Submitted by Jim Barfuss on May 31, 2007 - 5:39pm.

They used to call those "carrots".
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Submitted by j. e. erickson on May 31, 2007 - 5:42pm.

I am laughing out loud, really, really ...

Submitted by Jim Barfuss on June 1, 2007 - 8:17pm.

Thanks. I'm still giggling like a stoner. That was the best setup line I've had in a long, long time. Do you think this might qualify us to be on Wait Wait...Don't Tell me?
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Submitted by Rich Meitin on May 31, 2007 - 5:15pm.

Hey! You took a very clever approach to writing. And you are hosty-toasty as well. I'm buyin' what you're sellin', Question Lady.

Rich Meitin
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Submitted by Fresh Drayer on May 29, 2007 - 11:56pm.

Nice job. Bright, well written, nicely delivered. Wished the audio quality were a little better so that we could hear your voice more clearly, but the delivery was spot on. Speaking of spots, how do you get rid of this orange color???!!
Good job and good luck!

Submitted by j. e. erickson on May 31, 2007 - 5:05pm.

Belive me this is a problem when you work in a library ... orange finger prints over library books ... not good. I've always thought a mystery could be solved by following the trail of cheetos finger prints! :-) J.

Submitted by Stephi on May 28, 2007 - 10:33am.

I remember hearing that too and having the same reaction... I thought, "You mean he's human?" I wonder if he had some for his last meal.

Cheetohs are my favorite crunchy snack. I just can't stop eating them. Doritos just came out with a contest to name their new X-13D chips. My husband thought it was funny and brought home a bag. Let me tell you this...we identified the flavor in three bites. McDonald's Cheeseburger. It's not just pickles and catsup...it's McDonald's pickles and catsup. It rather horrifies me that we were able to identify the flavor so quickly.

You did a fantastic job, and it's highly relatable…to many of those Cheetoholics out there. I loved the crunch at the end.

Well, I'm off to the Shell Station to get some snacks.

You did a fantastic job, and it's highly relatable..

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Submitted by j. e. erickson on May 31, 2007 - 5:08pm.

Stephi, I am VERY impressed that you and your husband were able to identify the new X-12D chip flavor! And thanks so much for noticing the crunch ... and may I just say that was indeed a verified cheeto crunch. J.

Submitted by jomki on May 28, 2007 - 2:59am.

Your entry is awesome! It is full of humor and knowledge and enthusiasm. And don't think of the fact that you and Saddam loving Cheetos as a bad thing. Think of it as a starting point for commonality. If everyone admitted loving Cheetos (everyone does, people just don't admit it) just think of the new culture that you could bring about! World peace through Cheetos!

Submitted by j. e. erickson on May 31, 2007 - 5:10pm.

Dear Jomki, This is indeed a fabulous idea, and I'm sorry I didn't work it into my two minutes!! World peace through Cheetos! Should I call the U.N. immediately and suggest airdrops of Cheetos over Iraq? J.

Submitted by Theresa Bakker on May 27, 2007 - 7:03pm.

Cheetos on the air, just don't touch the microphone.
I love how you use your love affair to frame the story of your passion for questions. How many questions have people asked you over the years? You're in a category all its own, the host who gets asked questions. Wonderful piece. Lovely writing. Thanks for sharing.
Theresa

Submitted by Sarah Allen on May 24, 2007 - 8:33pm.

I had no idea! What literary verve over junk food! I don't feel so embarrassed that our dignified, elegant, beautiful cat is named Oreo anymore. You have a great radio presence. Good luck!

Submitted by Schup57 on May 23, 2007 - 3:25pm.

I'm not a scientist, or anything, but I'm going to say that artificial color number 6 is one yellower than artificial color number 5. Anyway, I really enjoyed this. Sounded like you had a lot of fun with it, and that plays well.

Schup57

Submitted by Craig Parsons on May 23, 2007 - 1:51pm.

Thoughtful, funny and wise! Well done! Please keep up the great work!

Submitted by Sallyfranz on May 22, 2007 - 11:41pm.

I highly recommend the C & PB sandwich. I also highly recommend you for a great presentation and good solid writing and production. Bravo and pass the cheetos!
(Yes, the crunchy kind!!!)

Sallyfranz

"Both faith and fear are the belief in things not seen." S. Franz

Submitted by elizabethprestel on May 22, 2007 - 7:09am.

In junior high my friends and I adopted the plastic fork technique to keep the orange space cheese off our hands. Highly recommended as long as you don't use a metal fork. It's too harsh on the brittle cheeto. Plastic provides just the right amount of flexibility for a delicate airlift. And it still makes you look fancy.

I love how you slip in that bit about being in therapy and dating a married man. Very funny.

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Submitted by burkemancometh on May 21, 2007 - 2:12pm.

I think the snack you're talking about that is too puffy and sticks to the roof of your mouth are supermarket brand Cheese Curls. I still think Cheetos are crunchy, and they are very good to eat. Hence, I can definitely relate to your story.

Although you do have a gift for sharp social commentary, your piece was about more than just a snack food. I heard you dig into something deeper, especially about being a reference librarian in the internet age. I think there's a lot of public radio potential in that sort of story. But that was great for your track because it showed that there's a lot more to your commentary that the title of it. Nice work! Four stars!

Submitted by laurelfelt on May 20, 2007 - 10:22pm.

I wonder what the other dyes look like too. What a fun window into your personality! Good luck!
~laurel

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Submitted by CourtenayH on May 19, 2007 - 12:04pm.

...and enjoy the periodic Cheeto myself. Although Funyuns are nice, too. Nice work, and good luck!!

Courtenay

Submitted by painkillerthepigeon on May 17, 2007 - 9:45am.

Wow, who knew there was so much to say on the subject?! This is like the Moby Dick of artificially flavored snack foods. Nicely written! Good luck to you!

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Submitted by Cathy Fink on May 17, 2007 - 9:40am.

I love Cheetos too!
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Submitted by aubergine on May 16, 2007 - 8:48pm.

but i love this entry and agree with the previous commenter- this is what public radio is all about- intelligent, funny pieces from the public!

Submitted by Naomi Person on May 16, 2007 - 12:03pm.

erickson's is what i want to listen to on the radio. she's vulnerable, literary, layered and hilarious. there's a lot of craft in this submission but she makes it sound easy. who ever wins this contest, i'd like to hear segments from her!
ps i love cheetos too.

Submitted by David B Erickson on May 15, 2007 - 7:06am.

Yes, you can probably eat Cheetos while on the air. Too funny! More!

Submitted by AnteUp on May 14, 2007 - 11:54pm.

A delightful divergence from the often dour voice of public radio!