Jim's Crab Shack And Oyster Bar

Submitted by chadbullock on June 12, 2007 - 2:05pm. ::

planning on dining out this week?
come on down to Jim's crab shack...that's right...good old Barfuss is the chef, Mavis is your friendly waitress, the Q will poll you while you wait for your order and Deborah will be your hostess..(since she has a cool accent) so what are ya waiting for....put in your reservations now.....seating is limited!!

Submitted by RFrohlich on October 1, 2007 - 3:19pm.

Now serving brains... chitins... tripe and DINTY MOORE™ Beef Stew.

Submitted by chadbullock on October 2, 2007 - 7:53am.

mine together in the DINTY MOORE.....

Submitted by RFrohlich on October 2, 2007 - 8:18am.

I meant chitlins... I don't know where the L went.

mmmm I thought Dinty Moore would get a reaction.

Submitted by chadbullock on October 2, 2007 - 9:36am.

wouldnt choose campbells- due to the fact thier not owned and operated by the UZDNC!....at least not yet. I may have to let one bite me and turn me into a zombie- so I can reap some of the perks?
[cocks double barrel] nah.....forget that! I'm addicted to killing and mayhem now....kinda like veitnam vets- you cant make me a killing machine for a year and expect me not to have tha taste of blood in my mouth.....I say lets keep killing those bastards!!

Submitted by RFrohlich on October 2, 2007 - 10:06am.

I thought you'd never ask...

In fact... well...

I have an extra Remington 11-87 in an oversized Crown Royal bag...

You can have it if you want...

Submitted by chadbullock on October 2, 2007 - 10:11am.

[fires up a cig] hell yea! lets do this...

Submitted by RFrohlich on October 2, 2007 - 10:22am.

Look what I found in the back room of a gun shop...

A fully functional M-72 Light-weight anti tank weapon... should be fun to try out. (Don't stand behind me).

Submitted by chadbullock on October 2, 2007 - 10:23am.

I made this homemade brew!!! it'll come in handy!

Submitted by RFrohlich on October 2, 2007 - 10:41am.

No wonder there's a Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives... they sure go great together... the only thing missing is a bass boat.

Submitted by chadbullock on October 2, 2007 - 10:45am.

got one right here....feel like playing "coast gaurd"??

Submitted by aprilbaer on June 27, 2007 - 10:00am.

Can a gal in a baer suit get a plate of claws? And something spicy on the side.

Submitted by chadbullock on June 27, 2007 - 8:43am.

yellow watermellon?? got any today?

Submitted by Jim Barfuss on June 27, 2007 - 9:38am.

We've all got to work together and wish real hard. Otherwise, you just get an ordinary one.

Submitted by chadbullock on June 27, 2007 - 9:40am.

with national public radio shows??

Submitted by Jim Barfuss on June 27, 2007 - 9:48am.

The Maharishi University folks think they can change the weather if the square root of the world's population meditates on it. The winter they tried it, storms did seem to split around their campus! We can only hope it takes a much smaller number to change public radio.

Submitted by Wendy Allyn on June 27, 2007 - 9:57am.

Jim, are you tryin that Martian Mind Meld stuff online now? Whew, some things never change!

Until Again, -W.

Hope y'all can join me for some music fun on my weekly show. www.wyce.org Fridays 3-6pm ET

"To exist is to change, to change is to mature to mature is to go on creating oneself endlessly. -Henri Bergson

Submitted by Jim Barfuss on June 27, 2007 - 10:01am.

Hope to be able to join you soon for a show.

Submitted by Wendy Allyn on June 27, 2007 - 10:17am.

Gosh I hope so, I really look forward to it. Did you get Mavis to come along too? I did read that she offered to drive you. Man, if I could get the two of you on air - WOW, now that would be some fun radio! Our station manager Kevin has been notified. Giggle.

BTW, We have the apartment upstairs empty right now so we have accommodations for all y'all.

Until Again, -W.

Submitted by chadbullock on June 26, 2007 - 10:48am.

today Jim?

Submitted by Jim Barfuss on June 26, 2007 - 3:35pm.

is sidewalk-fried eggs and field-popped popcorn. It's not supposed to get this hot north of the Mason-Dixon line. And gallons of water. On the house or over the head.

Submitted by chadbullock on June 26, 2007 - 3:47pm.

I been waiting since noon!!! give me 4 eggs and a bucket of corn....and 3 gallons of water

Submitted by Jim Barfuss on June 26, 2007 - 3:55pm.

Not that I'm anywhere near there. Chasing the popcorn through the wind-blown fields trying to catch it in those little tiny bags took darn near all afternoon! Want your water in a bucket or a trough?

Submitted by chadbullock on June 26, 2007 - 3:56pm.

take it right over the head!!! it will be more refreshing that way

Submitted by Jim Barfuss on June 26, 2007 - 4:04pm.

Ooh! Sorry! I didn't mean to let go of the bucket! It's the butter from the popcorn. Are you okay?

Submitted by RFrohlich on June 19, 2007 - 11:55am.

I remember a little crab shack out on Woodcleft Canal in Freeport NY...

I think it's here

Nice place - and you knew the items were fresh, because there were dozens of fresh fish markets literally across the street. Fresh steamers... yeah - haven't had those little guys swimming in butter in a dog's age. Gimmy two buckets of those little bottom feeders - stat!

-Rich

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Submitted by Theresa Bakker on June 19, 2007 - 12:42pm.

Well, you're making me hungry anyway. Oh, to live by the sea. I like the river, but it just doesn't have any, well, seafood!

Submitted by chadbullock on June 19, 2007 - 12:44pm.

have good ol caribou!!

Submitted by Theresa Bakker on June 19, 2007 - 12:59pm.

You're right. I shouldn't complain.
Hey, Chad, you're hip. Ever heard of a band called Splitlip Rayfield?

Submitted by chadbullock on June 19, 2007 - 1:04pm.

Im only as hip as MAVIS will let me be

Submitted by Theresa Bakker on June 19, 2007 - 1:41pm.

Words like ba donka donk and stuff like 'at?