PLANET BARFUSS

Submitted by chadbullock on June 18, 2007 - 6:03am. ::

I just felt the time has come for Jim to have his own thread. post it here!
and dont forget to buy a tee shirt ; )

Submitted by chadbullock on October 2, 2007 - 9:46am.

thats the question

Submitted by Jim Barfuss on October 2, 2007 - 4:19pm.

Burned it up keeping things hot at PRTQ. Only access is at the library- inconvenient hours, slow, clunky computers- plus, the place is literally crawling with zombies!

Submitted by RFrohlich on October 2, 2007 - 10:18am.

I thought I saw him over at the Questers Network a few times.

I do think that there's literally nobody here anymore.

It's completely deserted...

Sometimes I wish my neighborhood were more like this...

Submitted by chadbullock on October 2, 2007 - 10:20am.

a ninja just came out of the bushes and tried to karate chop my head...luckily I have been watching "human weapon" on the history channel, so I kicked his ass!!! I went UFC on dat punk!

Submitted by RFrohlich on October 2, 2007 - 10:38am.

Good thing ninjas and zombies don't watch quality television.

Speaking of which, I heard that a guy recently was able to rob a bunch of houses after watching a few episodes of "It takes a thief" - thankfully they don't have a show called "How not to get caught".

Submitted by chadbullock on October 2, 2007 - 10:44am.

about CSI and other related shows...if you pay attention...you'll learn everything NOT to do, while commiting a murder....who's the brains behind these shows?? and I know it works because I try allot of the experiments out to see....like for instance: phelaphaleen
[I know its mis-spelled..sue me]will detect blood by turning the cloth pink...well we have that substance here at work...so I put some on a rag, and ran it across the sink, and sure enough...somebody bled in that sink before....but anyways[blows head of zombie] you can see that blood right here...dont step in it
; )

Submitted by RFrohlich on June 22, 2007 - 12:35am.

Standard orbit, Captain.

Good... Lieutenant, contact the space station.

Captain, the station is calling us.

All right. Put them on.

Captain, this is Commodore Mavis.

Commodore, I'd like an explanation --

The explanation has beamed aboard your ship and should be at your bridge - right about now...

Why, it's Commodore Barfuss.

Are you surprised?

I'll say... How do you do, sir?

Very well thank you.

Would you mind telling me what this is all about?
I receive orders to proceed here. My men are to be removed to the space station, to a security holding area. I'm due an explanation.

You're being singularly honored. You'll be the fox in the hunt.

What's that?

War games. I'll be commanding the attack force against you.

An entire attack force against my ship?

Have you heard of the Chad-5 multitronic unit?

-Rich

Watch More Radio
We must... we must... we must increase the rust on PRX

Submitted by chadbullock on June 22, 2007 - 4:14am.

fascinating!

Submitted by RFrohlich on June 22, 2007 - 8:55am.

It could happen.

"Listen Dave... I know I've made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal. I've still got the greatest enthusiasm and confidence in the mission. And I want to help you."

Submitted by RFrohlich on June 20, 2007 - 8:09am.

But I'll help you load 'em up.

-Rich

Rust in the wind on PRX

Submitted by chadbullock on June 20, 2007 - 8:10am.

another living ,breathing soul.....I started to feel like I was the only one ; )

Submitted by RFrohlich on June 20, 2007 - 8:15am.

I noticed while coming into work, there were a whole lot less people on the freeway.

Is it a holiday... flu?... something nobody told me?

Maybe there's a correlation?

Submitted by dknuckey on June 20, 2007 - 9:31pm.

Now that I'm a SO of a man with kids, I can tell you it's now officially school holidays in most places, so people are at the beach. Before falling for this guy, I had no clue when holidays were...

Deborah

Submitted by chadbullock on June 20, 2007 - 8:25am.

stephen King movie happening....the one with the biological disease that kills the whole world except for a handful and we're that handful! oh well first things first.....lets go loot something!

Submitted by Jim Barfuss on June 20, 2007 - 8:27am.

no strings attached!

Submitted by chadbullock on June 20, 2007 - 8:29am.

; )

Submitted by RFrohlich on June 20, 2007 - 8:34am.

If you're caught luting - will you sing?

-Rich

Don't go to PRX... don't do it... I warned ya

Submitted by chadbullock on June 20, 2007 - 8:36am.

if I can play the lute....but I'm sure it's close enough to a guitar I can play at least "one" cord or two.......know any old english songs to sing?

Submitted by RFrohlich on June 20, 2007 - 8:40am.

Who needs old english when you can sing:

"Are you going to Scarborough Fair: Parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme...

(that'll do... won't it?)

Submitted by Jim Barfuss on June 20, 2007 - 8:50am.

There once was a Quester
and his name was Fester.
Oh, he was a loser, and sore.
When he got not a call
he said, "Heck with them all!"
Ne'er to return and post here no more!

Submitted by chadbullock on June 20, 2007 - 8:59am.

there must of been like 1420 Festers on here!

Submitted by Jim Barfuss on June 20, 2007 - 9:19am.

to their egos and dreams.

Submitted by chadbullock on June 20, 2007 - 9:20am.

(~)

Submitted by chadbullock on June 20, 2007 - 8:03am.

I done got here and filled up the recent comment section!!!! where the heck is the posse??

Submitted by chadbullock on June 19, 2007 - 1:19pm.

out there trying to sneak across the border again??
border patrol aint playing with you today!

Submitted by Jim Barfuss on June 20, 2007 - 8:23am.

There's walleye in the river just waiting for the hook, but I sent my neighbor Neal out to do that. I'm working on stories! Naturally.

Submitted by chadbullock on June 19, 2007 - 7:55am.

smells great here at PLANET BARFUSS!

Submitted by Jim Barfuss on June 19, 2007 - 4:20pm.

A morning shower freshens more than the air.

Submitted by Theresa Bakker on June 18, 2007 - 2:51pm.

Barfuss - you tee shirt slogan you. So, I've gotten to know you in bits and pieces all over this site, as you say. Now, tell me something I don't know.

Submitted by Jim Barfuss on June 18, 2007 - 5:54pm.

In the Odyssey, the Cyclops' name was Polyphemus.