PLANET BARFUSS
Burned it up keeping things hot at PRTQ. Only access is at the library- inconvenient hours, slow, clunky computers- plus, the place is literally crawling with zombies!
Good thing ninjas and zombies don't watch quality television.
Speaking of which, I heard that a guy recently was able to rob a bunch of houses after watching a few episodes of "It takes a thief" - thankfully they don't have a show called "How not to get caught".
about CSI and other related shows...if you pay attention...you'll learn everything NOT to do, while commiting a murder....who's the brains behind these shows?? and I know it works because I try allot of the experiments out to see....like for instance: phelaphaleen
[I know its mis-spelled..sue me]will detect blood by turning the cloth pink...well we have that substance here at work...so I put some on a rag, and ran it across the sink, and sure enough...somebody bled in that sink before....but anyways[blows head of zombie] you can see that blood right here...dont step in it
; )
Standard orbit, Captain.
Good... Lieutenant, contact the space station.
Captain, the station is calling us.
All right. Put them on.
Captain, this is Commodore Mavis.
Commodore, I'd like an explanation --
The explanation has beamed aboard your ship and should be at your bridge - right about now...
Why, it's Commodore Barfuss.
Are you surprised?
I'll say... How do you do, sir?
Very well thank you.
Would you mind telling me what this is all about?
I receive orders to proceed here. My men are to be removed to the space station, to a security holding area. I'm due an explanation.
You're being singularly honored. You'll be the fox in the hunt.
What's that?
War games. I'll be commanding the attack force against you.
An entire attack force against my ship?
Have you heard of the Chad-5 multitronic unit?
-Rich
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We must... we must... we must increase the rust on PRX
Now that I'm a SO of a man with kids, I can tell you it's now officially school holidays in most places, so people are at the beach. Before falling for this guy, I had no clue when holidays were...
Deborah
stephen King movie happening....the one with the biological disease that kills the whole world except for a handful and we're that handful! oh well first things first.....lets go loot something!
Who needs old english when you can sing:
"Are you going to Scarborough Fair: Parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme...
(that'll do... won't it?)
There once was a Quester
and his name was Fester.
Oh, he was a loser, and sore.
When he got not a call
he said, "Heck with them all!"
Ne'er to return and post here no more!
I done got here and filled up the recent comment section!!!! where the heck is the posse??
out there trying to sneak across the border again??
border patrol aint playing with you today!
There's walleye in the river just waiting for the hook, but I sent my neighbor Neal out to do that. I'm working on stories! Naturally.
Barfuss - you tee shirt slogan you. So, I've gotten to know you in bits and pieces all over this site, as you say. Now, tell me something I don't know.


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