the Pigeon Coop~
delicious
diggprogress? I think one of those pesky
zombies got elected in the town government....I thought they wernt elegible, but due to the fact they ate all the other possible canidates, they didnt have much of a choice...
I'm afraid that being undead - and/or a zombie does not and cannot restrict anyone from holding elected office, or any other job, position, title or vocation in our land of the free. Being dead - or undead is not their fault, and should not be used to prevent them from making a contribution to society... even though their contribution usually involves eating brains and killing people... far be it from us, the non-brain eating non-murderers to pass an unfair judgment.
Since we can't kill 'em anymore...
...when does 7-11 offer brain flavored slurpies?
That's got to be the next logical step. Then we'll see more brains at the grocery store. Brain candy. Kellogg's Raisin Brain... Brain Muffins... Napoleon Braindy... the list of specialty products catering to our Zombie neighbors will probably skyrocket.
But then again, I've never seen a zombie bother to PAY for anything.
either that or risk getting your own brain ate by surprise? mine wouldnt taste that good, but I dont think it would stop 'em? maybe they will like tofu?
It depends where the zombie was from... Hey... we could get 'em to eat tripe. It could be made to look like brains, and they could chew on that for HOURS and HOURS and HOURS and HOURS...
and hours...
but I just got word from the boss, that I may be let go today....seems like they're going to start hireing zombies....due to the fact that dont sleep, or take breaks, and they also dont need a 401K,dental or medical insurance, or any kind of pension plan, and they can even bypass the accidental death policy and life insurance- cause well they're already dead...lifes a bummer...
They're going to replace you with a zombie?
Man, zombies are the perfect employee AND they have a positive green footprint... AND they don't need medical insurance, and they never need to go home...
Wait until the union hears about this!
Unless it's too late...
no... it can't be...
do you think the union is run by zombies too?
ate the local union MGC-2450....
now its UZDCN-1550
(the "UNION" of "ZOMBIES" and other "DEAD" "CREATURES" of the "NIGHT"!
UZDCN doesn't have dues.
At least they have heart.
I can't put my finger on it, but I think other unions of the undead sometimes charge as much as an arm or a leg for membership. I swear the leaders must be raking it in hand over fist... with the common guys footing the bill. I thought unions were supposed to help the little guys get a knee up and not give them the elbow. ...I guess everyone is having trouble getting a head.
There are too many card carrying members of the UZDCN around the country today.
I think half are in Hollywood, the other half are in Washington...
I think we're surrounded...
[lights a molotov cocktail - and throws it at an advancing group of zombies]
My cat's taking care of the place while I'm out playing rock and roll shows...
However. This one dispatch from the road:
I ate yesterday at the Olde Oyster House in Boston's North End, which claims not only to be the longest continuously operating restauruant in North America, but also the location of the first use of the first toothpick.
I also ate a cannoli yesterday from Mike's Pastry in the same area, a yellow cream cannoli wih powdered sugar on top. I'm just saying, sometimes life isn't all bad...
Tip of the hat from the road, keep things lively!
"It's all in the mind, you know.” - Spike Milligan
sorry no acceptable food at thepigeon's place. had to order out. and here it is.
Pad thai? Tom Kha Gai? The cool appetizer thingy with the spinach leaves, lime wedges, peanuts, coconut and red onions? Mmmmmm.
the coop. the pigeon's with the wrens or playing pinochle for the sake of doing alliterative activities in dreams where alliteration counts the most and sleepy jeans are not in need of cheering up.
and how does one play pinochle anyway?
but I don't want to look it up even though wikipedia is right there a few screens away. I want someone to tell me right off the top of his or her head.
I miss the time when someone could be just plain delightfully wrong and we were none the wiser. Going about all misinformed, say spelling pinochle, "peaknuckle," possibly for years, until, with some public embarrassment the record was finally set straight.
But behind the straightened record there remained the story of uncle Eddie who threw the shoe across the room for your amusement and said the game was peaknuckle.
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