DON'T MESS WITH TEXAS!

but it needs to keep on going!! I'm ready for a cool down

Still hot for ya?

Man... we've had one of the best summers in a LONG time. Sure it was wet, but it was cooler than usual, and really nice. I don't think we got many scorchers.

Nice while it lasted... we'll probably be back up to 111 degree weather next year.

We'll see.

maybe something changed with the recent undead population expanding so much over the last few months?

Yes!

Zombies are the cure for global warming!

They don't need heat OR air conditioning. They don't cook their food, they don't drive cars, they don't need lots of cheap products from China, they don't fly on jets, they don't drink double lattes from Starbucks, they don't need new clothes, they practically have a zero carbon footprint.

I never thought how GREEN the zombie lifestyle is!

kill alot of stuff....that rots and puts of methane gases and other emmisions that cant be good....

Their lifestyle more than makes up for the handful of things they may leave to rot...

In terms of a carbon off-set program, that is.

Unless they rot too. Which they might. I wonder if putting a zombie in a testing facility to evaluate it's offgassing characteristics, be against it's civil rights?

might be fun though.

name of science.....dont need that ozone getting any bigger....

I guess I was duped by the undead publicity machine.

I fell for all the propaganda... that zombies were the answer to all our troubles.

I never thought about their potential 'off-gassing characteristics'!?

Now I'm afraid there are too many of them to do anything about.

we can just get rid of the cows?? who needs steak when you have brain flavored slurpies and tripe?

I think I'm sick of zombie food.

I think I need to get me some Wolf Brand Chili and a bag of fritos.

[blasts zombie w/ shot gun]....how bout some zombie burgers?

is not good eatin'

[throws a grenade at a bunch of them]

Hey... I just saw something wearing a black shirt over its head.

[throws another grenade]

I think we've got company... Ninjas... I could have sworn they took off with the rest of the questers... what are they doing here???

[blasts a zombie w/shotgun]

I never thought this site could get so busy again... geez!

with the abrupt leave of all the 11 pointers...they thought it was safe to come back out and take over the world
[back hands a ninja] but they were fooled! cause we're still here[puts boowie knife through skull] one zombie becomes an elected official, and see what happens?

Do not...

[kicks zombie's head off]

let...

[shoots two ninjas behind a bush]

zombies...

[wacks a zombie in half with a 2x4]

and politics

[runs behind a concrete barrier - waits for ninjas and zombies to follow - then presses the detonator]

mix...

Um... let's get some distance between us and them - I'm getting nervous about all this close quarter stuff.

lets see what going on across the river..

I had trouble finding you - great camouflage.

pee.....I came back you were gone?

I'm under a huge project and deadline right now... I lurk from time to time... but the next two weeks are going to be cruel to my schedule and free-time...

I may have no choice but to jump off the building...this wait is getting unbearable : (

Here's a few words from Shakespere:

King Henry V:

That he which hath no stomach to this fight,
Let him depart; his passport shall be made,
And crowns for convoy put into his purse;
We would not die in that man's company
That fears his fellowship to die with us.
This day is call'd the feast of Crispian.
He that outlives this day, and comes safe home,
Will stand a tip-toe when this day is nam'd,
And rouse him at the name of Crispian.
He that shall live this day, and see old age,
Will yearly on the vigil feast his neighbours,
And say 'To-morrow is Saint Crispian.'
Then will he strip his sleeve and show his scars,
And say 'These wounds I had on Crispian's day.'
Old men forget; yet all shall be forgot,
But he'll remember, with advantages,
What feats he did that day. Then shall our names,
Familiar in his mouth as household words-
Harry the King, Bedford and Exeter,
Warwick and Talbot, Salisbury and Gloucester-
Be in their flowing cups freshly rememb'red.
This story shall the good man teach his son;
And Crispin Crispian shall ne'er go by,
From this day to the ending of the world,
But we in it shall be remembered-
We few, we happy few, we band of brothers;
For he to-day that sheds his blood with me
Shall be my brother; be he ne'er so vile,
This day shall gentle his condition;
And gentlemen in England now-a-bed
Shall think themselves accurs'd they were not here,
And hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks
That fought with us upon Saint Crispin's day.

(rousing cheer)

that makes me want to grab my sword and behead somebody!!! and call it saint questers day lol!

dont let the texans find out....

but what about high noon????
I feel like I'm staring in "the quick and the dead"....pot'na *wink*