"zombie killers" base camp
a central location hidden in the deep dark woods...with all the supplies one needs to take on the evil army of the undead. we got weapons,rations, bomb shelter,off road vehicles, marine transport crafts, and a few weapons of mass destruction[I smuggled from Iraq BEFORE the war started] dont tell no body, there still looking for them...a couple flares, plenty DINTY MOORE, and home brew...so join the cause or get delt with!
delicious
digghave a happy halloween.....but dont come here trick or treating dressed as a zombie!! it could get ugly..and also our rations are limited, so all we have to put in your sack is a few stale fritos and a few cans of beer. oh and I think we have pickled eggs in the back somewhere
Somehow the zombie menace is leaking out of the cyber-reality and into Lansing, Michigan.
Police chief ready for zombie attack
A US police chief has stockpiled chainsaws - in case his city is invaded by zombies.
Police lieutenant Bruce Ferguson says his team are ready for any attack on Lansing, Michigan.
"We have been doing mock disasters and cross training for several years," he told the Lansing State Journal.
"People can feel confident, if zombies start invading, we'll know how to close the streets. We can get chainsaws too.
"If a swarm comes in on I-496 westbound, we'll block off the exits so they miss the city."
Be vewy vewy qwiet... I'm hunting wabbits.
Huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh.
I mean - zombies are already dead, right?
Zombierasers might have been a more accurate description... although I wish I could erase the smell.
Why can't they dig themselves back into the hole they crawled out of when they're 'dispatched'...
on how technical you want it to be...some of the zombies were dead for years before being raised...others were people who were bitten and transformed into zombies...not sure if they physically died or not, then the cross breeds probably are living...just severly retarded or something?? either way it goes, once you blow their head off they cease to exist[permanently]
so killers? obliterators? annihilators?
exterminators?...its all about the same- either way we waste em and send them back to the afterlife..
successfully installed a card swipe system to the doors of this facility, and a palm print scanning device in the weapons room....dont want the wrong perpetrators to gain unauthorized access.
the ninjas...but I think the zombies would be undetected...seeing as they are dead and produce no heat,and there blood is cold....
I was thinking of using the body heat detector to help detect LIVE humans... and locking out anything that doesn't have a heat signature...
But I forgot about the ninjas...
Another day... another endless parade of disgusting rotting undead smelly zombies - quick unseen stealthy ninjas - and somewhat more agile black clad combo ninja/zombies all attempting to take over the remaining bits of normality.
Or has what's "normal" become the abnormal... like rebel youth who for some strange reason do NOT get tatts or piercings (but still wear ill-fitting clothes).
Curiouser and curiouser.
My weekend felt short. Lack of freelance stuff I guess...
File this under "I think Zombies are in charge"
We're doing a training video and our client is having issues with cash flow - so we couldn't get a new piece of equipment to shoot. I asked (pleaded with) the guy if he had a 'bump and dent' - as it really doesn't have to be a new unit.
He said he'd find one - and later he called me back and I brought it back to the studio.
So last week I'm putting it together, installing it and trying to get it running when I find out there's a problem.
Apparently the small 'bump and dent' did some other things. I call up the guy to get parts to repair it, and he's told by his supervisor that if I fire it up - they won't be able to sell it.
I say - but it's not working... I'm going to fix it.
He says: No can do - if you operate it as it's intended - we can't sell it as 'new'...
I say: But who ever gets it is going to have to call you guys again...
He says: But that's under warranty department - not warehouse.
OY! Freaken zombies.
So now I have to shoot in two locations this week. All the wide and general stuff I can shoot at our studio - all the close ups of specific operation - I have to shoot at their training lab.
you could always go down to the "complaint" department...and file a formal complaint......but dont be surprised if it goes like this:
you: I need some parts to fix this equipment
zombie: urrgghhhhh uhh
You: I know, but whoever gets it will still have to call you guys because its broken...I can fix it
zombie: ahhhhhggg arrggg hhhuuuu
warehouse smare house...I dont care about the warrenty department...I just want to fix this peice of junk and get it over with, while I still know whats wrong with it.
zombie: RARRRRRRRRR BLAAHHHHHHHH UGHGH
you: ok fine asshole[cocks tech 9]
BLAM,BLAM,BLAM,BLAM,BLAM,BLAM[HEARS THE PING OF BRASS HITTING THE FLOOR] thump...
body hits the floor, blood runs under the counter.....
so all in all its best you dont file a complaint with those bastards!
True.
But I did hear the sound in my mind's ear when you mentioned it.
Admittedly, the memory was still fresh (at least a video game simulation of the sound). Seeing as I actually had some free time this weekend and played (... no not played... I should say I put myself up as "an easy target" on) Battlefield 2 a few times this weekend.
It's kind of like here... except the zombies shoot back-attcha.
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Meantime I posted over on the Questers Network page. That area's kinda dead too. Although it's mercifully not infested with zombies -
Did you say you had trouble accessing that site?
the zombies over at ning cant get me to access it here from my work computer
: (
I can get on it at home...but I have dial up, and I also spend the majority of my life here at work, so I rarely have time to get on it at home....
have you ever seen the movies-we were soldiers or black hawk down?? both have good "brass raining" scenes in em...its something about that soft high pitch sound thats both soothing or frightening...depending which end you hear it from lol!
So, speaking strictly on line - you're almost forced to live in this post-apocalyptic nightmare.
Sad that you say you're at work most of the time...
I feel the same -- more than I'd like to be - but bills need to be paid.
Thankfully, my main job is usually only 8 to 5 - whereas my freelance stuff takes me all over the Dallas/Fort Worth area. October is fairly light, but August/September were too damn busy.
Each gig eats it's share of gas and travel time, but it can all add up to a nice change of pace.
Too bad they only make up about 10% of my income - I like doing the freelance a whole lot more.
I was not aware killing zombies/ninjas and cross breeds were in my future when I signed up here....goes to show you how life can flip on a dime....I once had a good 9-5 laid back in the office, listening to the radio, typing a few memos here and there, maybe a little power meeting then head on out to lunch...little did I know I would be drafted into a deadly war with the creatures of the undead...showing no mercy, facing danger every waking momement, helping out the innocent, and serving this community.....and all for FREE might I add! but what can you do...I'm patriotic...its my duty. so now I juggle mettings one minute, and fire nukes at zombies the next.....have a conference call I second, saw off a ninjas head the next.....wow.....and its hard to explain the cammo and blood stains to the boss all the time. and why my company credit card has a purchse history to the effect of:
chainsaw
ammo
tank gun
smoke bombs
150 hp john boat
bowie knife
samari sword
face paint
bandana
RPG
utility belt
boots
one general lee replica car
and so on.....its hard to say how they're company related...but thus far I have managed...
"I keep trying to get out... but they keep pulling me back in!"
Face Paint?
Utility Belt?
Boots?!
Bandanna!?!?!?
We can't approve that!!!
(Anything under $60 sends a red flag to management - stick to the big ticket items)
Like a bulldozer.
imagine having to explain that it was used for a fundraising event......uhh yes sir, thats right, the activity team requested 4 machine guns and a tripod....um no sir, just one rocket proppelled grenade. uh huh, yep, ummm
yes the plant manager did ask me to purchase a bulldozer...I'm not to sure why he needed a flame thrower attachment.
oh the banadana,boots and cammo?? thats for the company pic nic....of course I cleared everything with purchasing....you know me [gulp]
its rough sometimes....
Some guy in a panel truck with a double bullhorn loudspeaker drove into the SHOUTOUT forum.
Doesn't he know that area's contaminated with ZOMBIES, NINJAS and Zombie/Ninja hybrids??
Are you up for a rescue mission, or is he on his own?
where did you stash that napom?
nothing like the smell of burning napom in the morning......I saw an abandoned plane a little ways back....I figure we'd get the party started right this weekend!
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