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We threw the production together last week...

I see a zombie edition was in there!...
oh yeah by the way, we just got drafted to start up a band entitled "public radio" I guess Adrianne is the manager/backup dancer? what shall we entitle the 1st album?

have is miller lite and miller chill....
I think the delivery guy was ambushed by some ninjas....keep a watch out for the "drunken monkey" style today.

If anyone is up for a nomination for FORUM CREATION AWARD - it's got to be you Chad.

I don't think I even started ONE. I just post on 'em.

Oh... by the way - Gimme a case of Bud, a box of nightcrawlers a few boxes of .30-06 ... oh and do you have a chain-saw wrench and some oil?... mine's all bound up with zombie-bone and hair.

did you want the regular night crawlers
for $2.50? or the "special home grown" extra fat crawlers in the back for $4.00?
and chainsaw supplies are on aisle 2 right beside the 12 gauge shells...

we are running a special on cross bows this week....first 5 customers get a free sack of arrows with the balistic tips!!!! I bought 2!

That sounds suspiciously like the beginning of a B-Movie creature feature...

Big Hefty glowing Mutant Worms take over a sleepy southern town that borders on a swamp...

zoinks...

Meantime - I'd better take a few of those cross-bows too.

noticed yet...we are living a B-rated movie as we speak.....zombies and ninjas take over PRTQ forum community- and only a few are brave enough to take 'em on!!

Now that you mention it...

What would make the experience complete is a cheesy 70's - 80's style music-library soundtrack... the kind of stuff you'd hear on The Rockford Files, 6 Million Dollar Man or Charlie's Angles.

Speaking of the which... I was watching an episode of Mission Impossible last night, and Rollin Hand was supposed to be playing a deaf waiter... Some mobsters requested it, so they could talk freely about their dastardly plans... and he accidentally had a reaction when a mobster mentioned they'd all get a "MILLION DOLLAR" cut.

Million Dollars... bah... Come on Rollin...

That hardly gets you a house on a hill in California..

to bad the zombies dont have any money...or we could rob them...

The zombies COULD have money...

They just wouldn't care. I think that's what makes them such desirable employees.

but they probably dont have a good customer service team- being as they eat most of thier customers....but I would like to go to the christmas party....
bet they have a ball...especaially when the carolers come by...

They probably put zombies in the complaint and returns department.

Manager: Mr Zombie? How many complaints did we have today?

Zombie: Erearrearrerre

Manager: None?

Zombie: WWeereserwershlup

Manager: That's fantastic... keep up the good work...

Zombie: Eersheshrepser... erp. Pardon me... eraewherwere

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Oh well... too bad we have to destroy them.

[Reloads grenade launcher - fires into an alley across the street. - zombies shriek as their bodies are rendered to tiny pieces]

Too bad...

[levels shot gun - blasts a zombie as he staggers out of the smoke]

duck down! [snips zombie approaching you
from the rear with sniper rifle] Im already pissed enough about returning flawed items...much less to less than polite stinkin' ass zombie! pbsstt
that really gets me going[ throws canister of biological properties threw store window] that'll teach 'em

Don't want to think what would happen if you weren't there...

[Turns two cans of 'spray keyboard cleaner' upside down (even though it's against instruction label) and sends icy streams of freezing cold liquid into face of some zombies - then throws a lit match onto them. They erupt in a small but effective fireball - - - Who ever thought IT geeks could have such lethal weapons... ]

...it sure wouldn't be as much fun.

[Starts an industrial strength extra long chain saw]

Didn't we talk about mounting these things on a golf cart or van..? man this is heavy.

[slices several zombies in two - then has to put it down...]

Why the heck are they hanging around the Beer, Bait and ammo, anyway.. shouldn't they be over at the complaint department?

I'm wondering how they multiply so fast?
people must think were some ruthless killa's? but you know what?...hold that thought[unzips pants and urinates on burnt zombie carcuss] I dont give a damn!!! its hard living in this war torn nightmare 24/7...fighting to survive and keep the rest of the questers safe[puts on rubber glove and grabs live power line and shocks the piss out of a ninja]
people just dont appreciate what we do...now I know how the vietnam vets felt when they came back home..by the way dont mess around back I buried a few bouncin' betties back there[hears massive explosion] never mind they found them haha....help me drag the bodies...I feel like having a bond fire tonight...I have some marsh mellows behind the counter!

I'm not sure I like the smell of burned zombie in the afternoon...

But you gotta do what you gotta do.

[primes flame thrower - and lays down a 180 degree wall of flame]

Speaking of fire... how about this?

A couple of .50 BMGs loaded with Armor-Piercing-Incendiaries...

Wanna try?

to have to change your name to mega death! I have some shrapnel we can add....lets kill everything!! its a dog eat dog world here at the quest!

There are still people joining this site.

[throws grenade at a zombie/ninja]

"Corina Jane" joined 2 days ago. I can only assume , the minute she got off the bus and entered the Lobby, the guy or gal posing as front-desk clerk got her.

Tragic...

somebody the other day trying to vote for a round 3 entry! ha!
and asked the question: how do I get this stupid thing to vote???
a day late and a dollar short...sometimes I think the zombies are smarter...

Poor things...

You know, I'm having trouble voting too...