How do you kill a zombie, anyway?

numerous beings who give strong indications they have had their brains removed, yet they are still walking around. Are these beings something other than zombies?

The trouble is - they have such insane numbers during a full scale zombie attack, your best plan is to use FULL WIDESPREAD FORCE...

And yes, Chad - anything that removes their head is a good thing.

(So nice to finally see a relevant Poll on here - Chad and I have been up to our armpits in ammo casings and zombie fragments for weeks now)

Found this on line

- I repost it for your pleasure:

Despite some reports to the contrary, the only way to permanently un-animate a zombie is to destroy its brain. This isn't rocket science (although that would be a cool way to do it). A gunshot to the head is the most direct way to disable a zombie, but not the only way. Decapitation also works, although the head will probably still function so don't let it bite you. If you survive long enough, and society collapses along with any hope of rescue, you'll need to develop some means of skull penetration that doesn't involve guns - a professional bowhunting setup works if you can get it. You might be squeamish at first, taking out your neighbors; with time this will pass, you might even adopt a gleeful hangman's sense of humor in your executions.

of information......I agree...best poll yet, but I still wonder what crazy person voted for kissing the zombie?? thats a good way to be transformed into a zombie....I will have to decapitate that individual as well for the better of mankind. and who wrote this poll? I didnt know there were werewolf zombies running around, I knew about the ninja crossbreeds but damn! when did this go down?? I need to check the beer,bait,and ammo shop to see if they stock silver bullets...if not I'll have an overnight delivery made...and a wooden stake?? I havent seen the first vanpire...and if one surfaced I'm sure Glynn would video tape it and post a blog about it.

I posted the poll, and in my innocence of zombie ways, first attempted a kiss. All I am saying, is give peace a chance.

your so funny! look me and Rich have been doing this for weeks now....dont think the peaceful way is going to work...if your in the mood to pass out sugar, then meet us over at the "bar" we will accept all the kisses you can dish out....were lonley soilders
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and I know is you dont want all that zombie goo and infectious silava in your mouth..yuck!

Zombies are kind of like Winnie the Pooh...

Well... except not really.

What I meant is they have very little brain and the concept of peace is alien to something that just wants to eat you.

...except Winnie the Pooh wouldn't want to eat you...

..unless he was a real bear...

... and hungry...

and you didn't play 'dead' when he pounced on you saying "oh dear, oh bother, oh dear"

zombies compared to winnie the pooh? have you been at the moon shine still this morning??? I told you that stuff would sneak up on you! here drink some coffee, you sound delirious this morning...

You can't say this hasn't been stressful...

You can't blame me for hitting the hooch a little early.

And you'll have a better chance convincing a sane man he's mad, then a madman he's not sane.

so there.

blow off a few zombie heads....it always eases stress for me!

How does decapitation kill a zombie? A zombie is already dead and severing the vertabral column will have little to no effect, since most zombies are created by magic. A zombie is merely an animated corpse, a dead body pretending to be alive, and therefore, the whole body must be destroyed or cremated. if amputated, a zombie's arm still be a zombie of an arm and a zombie's head will still be the zombie of a head.