Charles Wise 3DRadio
... and i've never said.. " there's justice in an old fashion tom cRuise"...
dr. wiSe.. thank you for a great laugh this morning.. how did you know? .. that's what i needed after listening to hundreds of entries here.. heh!
right on mann.. you got's the creativities..
translation: eX.cellent!
reX bow...
reX. booth
take it to realiTy!
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Not sure about the topic, however, I got a chuckle. Technically sounds good, great voice and delivery, and good use of condensing time to convey your lines.
I do have my priorities. I hope to be the kind of influence that can keep my listeners minds in the gutter, and their focus on the absurd. With any luck we (me) can destroy Republicans, born agains, stick up the butts of all sorts, and help teenage loose women grow into the kind of swingers America, and the world can be proud of. I'm certain Ghandi would hi-five me on this one!
We were having Memorial Day dinner, like everyone else yesterday, and after dessert, thank God, we got onto the topic of the old Montgomery Wards catalogue. Apparently there was a time when people used to put the old one in their outhouse for toilet paper. Ouch!
What I don't understand is why my pets always seem to want to be in my bathroom. If I don't latch the door, I'll be sitting there, innocently reading my North Shore Magazine, and the boxer will burst through the door, followed by the cats. What do they want?
Also, when I put my hamsters in their little excercise balls, they always head straight for my bathroom where they get trapped by the lip on the base of the door. I help them out; put them in the livingroom; and they go straight back to my bathroom. Why? What is it about my toilet that is so alluring?
You probably have the answers.
"Give me chastity and continence, but not yet."
- Saint Augustine (354-430)
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The bathroom is the portal they used to get here when they entered from their dimension. They want to go back! Earth is where they put the crazies! They think that if they can all get in there at the same time and flush, they can make it back. But they can't with your ass sitting there reading.
I once found a "singing toilet paper holder" at a yard sale. It was a toilet paper holder/am-fm radio combo. Apparently there is an updated version to which you can dock your iPod.
Like the toilet paper holder your piece had me singing. I had to remember a song I learned from parents' records as a kid--"Porgie Tirebiter." I wanted to google it to figure out what your entry was reminding me of. If my search went right I guess those records were by the Firesign Theatre. I think I loved those records. Or at least that song. I hope you get to do something similar for public radio.
Now that song will be stuck in my head all day ..."Porgie Tirebiter, he's a spy and a girl delighter." which is ok because it's like having a secret joke..."He's a student like you . . .Like me?"
Please say you know what I am talking about. Somebody?
Very much enjoyed the piece by Mr Wise. More of this, if you plz
paxus calta
Your characters are wonderful!
Fantastic production and whacky concept.
You rock 5 Stars with me!
Sallyfranz
"Both faith and fear are the belief in things not seen." S. Franz
Remember, life is too important to take seriously. Besides, it is my hope that this shit is just dumb enough to work.
I want to say I've heard an old time radio program with "Can you believe it" in it somewhere... or did I dream it...
Good bits... but a little heavy on the "full frontal" bathroom humor for my tastes.
Were those voices all you? You have talent (but I'm not sure NPR is ready for potty humor... but then again) Well, I've got to go (pun intended)
Good Luck!
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Cheers!
I'm the only one....I've absolutely nothing better to do than make up the voices, and the material. You see, I hate work....and I'm also very, very lazy. As such, life's only choice is either a politician, or comic.
This is the first one of these I’ve had to listen to twice.
Bad puns. Jokes about poop and zen.
“No Tibetan Monk has ever exclaimed, ‘Hey that kangaroo is driving my Volkswagen!’” is now my new signature. I will credit you.
May I please have some more, Sir??
(though this is far superior to MUSH, yall!)
Who doesnt lonnnng for the nostalgic feel of radio from days gone by- YET with a modern twist?? There is so much blather out there- what we all need is a good old romp in the yuk yuk loft! Wry and candid, yet broad in reach (ouch- I FELT that ;) I'll have a bruise now to remember this by- thanKs!
What a voice on top of allthat :) not just dessert for the soul, but a whipped cream and cherry delivery.
Oh- please-sir, where can we hear MORE??
AY PLUHSS!
I need more of this Charles Wise 3DRadio. The world needs more Charles Wise 3DRadio. Heck, the universe needs more of the Charles Wise 3dRadio.
Humor is THE good disease and highly contageous. Let's spread it!
finally, some potty humor. that's what stuffy public radio desperately needs. and yes, i do listen to npr while in the bathroom.
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