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Charles Wise

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State: VA
Bio: I was born in the lost continent of Atlantis 4000 years ago...and believe me refer WILL add years to your life....however masterbation will cause sight loss...so I've had radial karatonomy surgery. I regularly play golf with Abbie Hoffman, Che Guevara, Grouch, and Karl Marx in another demention. I play music, paint, write, and spank for peace. I am devine, and teach Krsna, Jesus, and the Bhudda shake it like their sister Kate on Tuesdays.
What's your favorite public radio show?: My entry in this contest....though I did love it when Bob & Ray were on back in the 90's.
What's your secret talent?: I turn wine back into water.
What song is stuck in your head right now, you know, a music wedgie?: Spike Jones' "Tea For Two".
What sound is most characteristic of where you live?: The bullshit of serious conversation.
What's your favorite sound memory?: My uncle Aubry's beer burps.
Which station do you listen to most?: WRIR.....and WCVE....in Richmond , Va........though I live in Iceland.